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How to not look like a twat? And Metal BS thread

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Lord Humongous

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I'm getting hitched this September. The wedding is going to be a small gathering of close friends and family on the PNW Coast. I'm instructed to find myself some nice non-tuxedo groom attire (cargo shorts and Devil Driver T-shirt won't do). Anyway how do I do this and not look like a fucking gypsy twat?
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Do I have any hope? Should I just give up now and order my gypsy twat starter pack with included suspenders?

Ideas and opinions welcome!
 
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Dude. You’re lucky you get to go non-tux. That means your options are endless and you get to go full fuckboy. I’m gonna Google around to find something that’ll get the bridesmaids wet over you. /fullhomo

Also, congrats. And also not congrats cause now it’s one vag. For. Ever.

My wedding day for reference: (hint: don’t do this)
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Looks good! I thought about my Fire Class A because I already have it and it fits but I'd like to be somewhat comfortable lol
 
0uTkAsT said:
I just trimmed my beard and wore a vest and a tie, easy peasy, zero douche twat hipster fuckery.

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looks good! I like the lack of suspenders allot! I think I'm leaning this route right now. Wondering if I can get away with Tommy Bahama lol
 
Taco_primo said:
First off, congratulations one the pending nuptials!

We went super casual haha. Wanted a small ceremony. On our 5 year we will have a wedding somewhere nicer.
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Pearl snap button up FTW
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Than you! That's honestly a great idea. We were actually just going to elope to Colorado since the law regarding marriage there is pretty much sign the papers. No officiator or witness necessary. We're having a small ceremony to appease friends and family... Thinking about Taiwan or American Samoa for our honeymoon. Keeping everything super chill!
 
PNW Coast in September? Plan for 10 degrees cooler than you think it's going to be. The weathermen up here are idiots, and the coast never cooperates.
 
I vote anything over a uniform for wedding ceremony
 
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Tyler said:
Dude. You’re lucky you get to go non-tux. That means your options are endless and you get to go full fuckboy. I’m gonna Google around to find something that’ll get the bridesmaids wet over you. /fullhomo

Also, congrats. And also not congrats cause now it’s one vag. For. Ever.

My wedding day for reference: (hint: don’t do this)
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Haha........douche
 
The days of me paying attention to album art and trying to make my torrented iTunes collection perfect are over.

Just get in the car, bluetooth automatically connects, Spotify starts going, control/skip with steering wheel, never notice album art. :(
 
Tyler said:
The days of me paying attention to album art and trying to make my torrented iTunes collection perfect are over.

Just get in the car, bluetooth automatically connects, Spotify starts going, control/skip with steering wheel, never notice album art. :(
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Bro, its the little things.
 
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