First name: Brian
Age: 48
Current location: Sunrise, FL
Hometown: City Island, NY
Married?: 16 years to Tara this Saturday.
Kids?: No, we tried and even got pregnant twice, but it wasn't meant to be. We are good with being pet parents. No need for a college fund.
Pets?: 2 rambunctious rescue pit bulls Akela and Jessie and a cat we call "Mama" because she was dumped on our front door with a newborn litter. We never named her because we thought once the litter was weened and the kittens adopted out, she would just leave, but she decided to lay claim to our garage, so we have a cat with no name aka "Mama".
Current job: VP Service Operations in Latin America for a Japanese FINTECH company
Interesting past jobs?: USAF Linguist, Army equivalent 98G, Navy equivalent CTI/CTO. 911 operator for a year after leaving the service (how I met my wife, she was my trainer!

. Talk about thankless and stressful jobs.
Dream job: Always wanted to be an Air Traffic Controller, but my eyesight kept me from qualifying.
Interesting locations traveled: Stationed at Kadena AB, Okinawa with regular TDY to Prince Sultan AB Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, among other arm pit of the earth locations. Current job requires regular travel to Latin America (Sao Paulo, Bogota, MX City). Spent 11 months in Himeji, Japan for inter company executive training (it was kind of like the executive training scenes from the 80's movie "Gung Ho" minus the ribbons of shame).
Pet peeves: "One Up People" We all know someone like this. No matter what you have, or what you may have experienced, they have been there and done that better, faster, cheaper.
New car/truck you like that isn't a Taco?: ZR2 Dusk Edition. Almost bought in lieu of Taco.
Is cost of living going to be the demise of your sanity?: My sanity departed a long time ago.