For one: What in the actual fuck is “Hydroslick Intense Gloss SIO2 Ceramic Coating Hyperwax”? That sounds like a 5 year old was asked to name the most epic detailing product ever. It’s like the detailing product version of a Fast and the Furious movie. Reality is, there is no such thing and they’re just using trigger words to reel in people who don’t know any better.
Chem Guys and CeramicPro are both guilty of abusing the Mohs hardness scale to sell ceramic products. You’ll see them promote the hardness of their coatings to trick consumers into thinking they actually have the hardness of a diamond. The truth here is:
When it comes to automotive paint, a ceramic coating can’t replace the physical characteristics of a substrate, it can only amplify a substrates original characteristics.
They know this. But they also know that you don’t. So they broadcast 9H and 10H like it’s some sort of accomplishment. Additionally, they’ll over-hype the longevity of their coatings knowing damn well most people will either sell, crash, or void a coatings warranty with improper maintenance procedures within 3 years of it being applied.
Their polishing compounds are all filler. So instead of actually making a good polishing compound, they just load them with heavy carrier oils to fill in scratches and make you feel like you’re getting a lot of correction out of it. This does two things: lies, and creates a terrible surface environment for high quality coatings to bond with the clear coat.
That’s just the surface. I should stop while I’m ahead because I could go all day with this shit lol.