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Signs you’re a MALL CRAWLER....

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Hey Team — Thought I’d start a funny and light humored thread about all the mall crawlers out there (Note: This is meant to be funny; don’t take it personal).

How do you know you’re a mall crawler?

Answer: When asked what size is your lift and you answer with, “Not really sure, I took into the shop and it looks rad ??“

Reply if you’ve got a sense of humor and/or you want to educate some peeps! Hahaha.

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When you have nerf bars instead of real sliders. :censored:

Or when you flex in a parking lot.
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Basically 80% of Northern Utah. The shorter the driver, bigger the truck and lift. I seldom see them tow anything with their big diesel trucks either. Blowing their e-cig out the crack of the window
 
A sign that you are a mall crawler:

When you bought the TRD offroad and the most offroad it sees is potholes
 
When you damage your truck in all sorts of ways using it like a beater crawler when it clearly isn’t.
 
When you have a 4" lift, Balls hanging from your hitch, 20" chrome rims that look like they belong on a car , your 5 feet tall rocking true religion jeans and white Oakley's. Welcome to Alberta!
Hell welcome to Oklahoma too.
 
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