Posting this on T3G because this is the only forum I like and I figured there might be a handful of folks on here who would appreciate it.
First: I don’t give a shit about ride quality, heated grips, or triple-digit horsepower.
Second: Forgive me for my lack of knowledge. This my first motorcycle, and I have zero friends who ride.
Third: If it comes up, spare me the safety speech. I’m not worried about your safety and you shouldn’t be worried about mine.
So, I’ve always wanted a motorcycle and at the end of October I bought this brand new Sportster Forty-Eight. I did not tell my wife until I asked her to drop me off at the dealership so I could take delivery. It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission. I don’t have a motorcycle license. Literally the first time I had ever ridden a motorcycle or anything that required I clutch with my hand was when I rode this thing away from the dealership after taking delivery. I was dialed in after 2 laps around the parking lot. I’ll get a license when it’s convenient.
‘21 HD Forty-Eight
In the works:
First: I don’t give a shit about ride quality, heated grips, or triple-digit horsepower.
Second: Forgive me for my lack of knowledge. This my first motorcycle, and I have zero friends who ride.
Third: If it comes up, spare me the safety speech. I’m not worried about your safety and you shouldn’t be worried about mine.
So, I’ve always wanted a motorcycle and at the end of October I bought this brand new Sportster Forty-Eight. I did not tell my wife until I asked her to drop me off at the dealership so I could take delivery. It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission. I don’t have a motorcycle license. Literally the first time I had ever ridden a motorcycle or anything that required I clutch with my hand was when I rode this thing away from the dealership after taking delivery. I was dialed in after 2 laps around the parking lot. I’ll get a license when it’s convenient.
‘21 HD Forty-Eight
Hard Candy Gold gas tank. 2.1 gallons and always empty. | Black oil dipstick and dipstick trim. Harder to find and more expensive than they should be. |
Black inspection and derby covers. Black parts matter. | Limitless solo springer seat. Cushy for my tushy. |
ODI Vans Cult grips. Match my shoes. Next level shit. | Kinetic 2.5” Tank lift. As if my fuel capacity wasn’t bad enough already. |
Kinetic I.C.S. Relocation. For the Gram. | Kinetic Heavy knurl shifter and foot pegs. Who gives a hoot. |
T.C. Bros Slant Z handlebars because I think I’m Jax Teller. | Thrashin Supply top clamp. Cute. |
Eagle Lights slim front indicators. Illegal in the state of NV. | Combustion Industries license plate mount. Illegal in the state of NV. |
Front and rear reflector delete. Illegal in the state of NV. | Limitless rear running/brake/turn lights. Illegal in the state of NV. |
Front fender delete. Put out on the rear. Illegal in the state of NV. | Custom oil separator. Illegal in the state of NV. |
Flywheel cover delete. For no reason at all. | Rear and chop. Expensive new bike, meet old cheap cutoff wheel. |
Wire tuck. Like a tummy tuck but completely different. | Kinetic Twist exhaust. Illegal in the state of NV. |
Kinetic transparent intake. Stage 1 complete. That was easy. | Kinetic 8mm ignition wires. Red like my tampon. |
MOONSMC Moonmaker Fly Eye Headlight. 9,800 lumens so I can wear my sunglasses at night. | Hardcore Parts rigid struts because fuck my kidneys. |
In the works:
40 spoke wheels. | 180 rear tire. |
Chain conversion. | Hammer 1275 kit. |
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